Sigma Phi Epsilon At TCU Had A ‘Shipwrecked’ Pool Party Filled With 8/10’s And Above

Texas Christian University? That’s a school? Has anyone not including the people who go there ever heard of this place before today? Clearly I haven’t…but apparently the school is filled with chicks who like to flop around in bikinis all day, so it can’t be THAT bad.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting here waiting until it’s an acceptable hour to order Chinese food. 40 minutes bitches, countdown begins NOW.