I’m from Maryland, alright? At UMD we wreck shit. We burn things. We break store windows and loot like it’s the end of the world and there won’t be any consequences the day after. But Virginia Tech? Nahh, they just gather in a giant crowd on Blacksburg’s main street and jump around screaming “Hokies.” If you threw Avicii somewhere in the background you could mistake this for an all-ages EDM concert, and a disappointingly sober one at that.