Wisely, 45-year-old Tom Brady is planning for life after football by trying to branch out into other businesses. Unwisely, however, one of those businesses was the allegedly fraudulent crypto firm FTX and another is this horrifying movie titled 80 For Brady, which features the best actresses of your grandmother’s generation.. obsessing over Tom Brady?
Starring the legendary likes of Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field, 80 For Brady sees the four women — with a combined age of 333 years old (no disrespect to them of course) — take a road trip to Houston to watch Brady and the New England Patriots take on the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl LI.
The film is directed by Kyle Marvin and was produced by Brady’s production company, 199 Productions. The film, distributed by Paramount Pictures, will hit theaters in the United States on Friday, February 3.
Needless to say, the reactions to the trailer were far from positive as many people in the movie world are wondering exactly who this film is for:
Brady deserves to miss the playoffs for this
— Post Cred Pod (@PostCredPod) November 17, 2022
Dear god, delete the footage, burn all evidence this ever existed and lets pretend this never happened 🥴 https://t.co/tkRiEgBd79
— ChachiSays (@Chachi_Say) November 17, 2022
https://t.co/SKlcKhFEE2 pic.twitter.com/5rIOf6e5Ow
— RockaRolla69 (@RRolla69) November 17, 2022
https://twitter.com/thebennatan/status/1593250532730146818
If this movie is why Gisele left I can’t Say I blame her https://t.co/E90S7Oq9Cl
— Nick Bucholtz (@nrbucholtz) November 17, 2022
What… the… hell… is… this?! https://t.co/zcq1rG1tUl pic.twitter.com/LoIsYgjy22
— JackYoshi 🍉|🚂 in Final Four (@JackYoshiBatman) November 17, 2022
https://twitter.com/ParthicusMax/status/1593247617630097410
https://twitter.com/Lord_Neill/status/1593245127816142854
This may end up being the worst movie ever. Wow https://t.co/KmDIInR1Dy
— Justin Kammes (@JustinKammes) November 17, 2022
My lord I want to gauge my eyeballs out with a spoon after watching this 🤮 https://t.co/NMxyJWlKGF
— Tom G (@touchdowntomgbn) November 17, 2022
Perhaps the tough time that Brady is experiencing both on and off the field this season is karma for both FTX and 80 For Brady. Hopefully, this experience will help Brady make better movies in the future. That said, you only get one chance at a first impression and if this is Brady’s first impression as a film producer, it’s less than stellar.
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