Nothing But Respect For This ABC News Anchor Who Was Bagged Wearing No Pants On National Television

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Who woulda thought six months ago that pants would become as impractical as VHS tapes or landlines or downloading porn from Limewire?

Unless you are an essential worker, pants are about as useful as a RadioShack gift card. Just as humans evolved to shed their tails, we have evolved to shed our pants. Skipping leg day for 30 years is as tough a pill to swallow now as ever.

Respected ABC news anchor Will Reeve is embracing the newfound freedom of his frank and beans, evidenced in his appearance from his home office on Tuesday’s edition of Good Morning America. 

For perspective, Will Reeve pre-April:

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Will Reeve Going Forward:

A revolution is upon us.

Join the movement or you’ll find yourself on the wrong side of history.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.