Oh man, people, we need this. What better way to deal with two of America’s most annoying and useless “celebrities” than tossing them in a ring and having them beat each other up? Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We very well may be headed that way, as former All-Pro NFL Wide Reciever and current internet crazy person Antonio Brown has apparently challenged equally unbearable YouTuber Logan Paul to a fight.
Hilariously enough, Brown — who is a former professional football player — would be a massive underdog in a potential fight between these two ass clowns, as Odds Shark currently has Paul favored at -2000, with Brown’s odds clocking in at +1000.
The 24-year-old Paul already has a brief history in amateur boxing, as he took on Olajide William Olatunji, a.k.a KSI, in a boxing match at the Staples Center in Los Angeles back in November. Paul ultimately lost by decision.
Nevertheless, Paul is obviously feeling confident about his chances in a fight against AB, as he tweeted at the former Pro Bowl wideout that he would “drop him faster than the Patriots.” Boom, roasted.
While you may be saying to yourself, “but Eric, the more attention we give these guys, the worse they become, right?” And while you have a fair point, I’d argue that watching both of these human hemorrhoids get bludgeoned for a half-hour is a net win for society.
I’ll tell you what, though, between this and his recently released rap song, it appears that AB has finally accepted that his NFL career is over.
Eric is a New York City-based writer who still isn’t quite sure how he’s allowed to have this much fun for a living and will tell anyone who listens that Gotham City is canonically in New Jersey. Follow him on Twitter @eric_ital for movie and soccer takes or contact him email@example.com