This Bear Who Wandered Into Some Dude’s Hot Tub And Sucked Down His Margarita Is All Of Us

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Odds are, right now you’re sitting in your office staring at the clock counting the seconds until your boss caves and lets you out early for the 4th. Anyone who is doing actual work today cannot be trusted. Take some cues from nature. Check out this video of a bear who climbed over a fence, wandered onto a Southern California man’s property, hopped in the hot tub, lounged for a bit, and sucked down a margarita the man had prepared for himself.

Mark Hough said the bear eventually climbed out of the water, walked across the yard, kicked over his abandoned margarita and sucked it down before wandering away.

Hough said he then spotted the bear taking a snooze in an oak tree before it vanished down the street.

This bear should run for President.

[h/t NY Post]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.