Bill Burr Doesn’t Trust Technology Such As Alexa And Online DNA Testing Kits

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When we last checked in on Bill Burr on Conan, he had gotten in trouble for making fun of the military for a harmless standup comedy joke he made that caused one person to get extremely upset. Before that ole Billy Redface broke down Super Bowl 52 and gave sage advice on what diehard fans of teams that lost the championship game should do (hint: ditch all social media). In this clip, Billary Swank told Conan O’Brien why he doesn’t trust technology such as Alexa.

When ole Billy booze bag was on Conan this week, he hilariously and thoughtfully explained why he doesn’t trust technology such as Amazon’s digital personal assistant Alexa and online DNA testing kits such as Ancestry.com. Last November, the fantastic comedian posted this very direct comment about Alexa on his Twitter.

“I don’t know why people would voluntarily bug your own house,” said Burr. “Do you think you’re the only one listening in on that?” But Billy Copper Crotch was not done, he next took aim at online DNA testing kits. “Why would you send your saliva into the internet? Why would you do that? Why don’t you just go to the Illuminati and help them build your robot replacement?” Bill Burr kills on Conan yet again, check out some other incredibly funny moments HERE. Watch the entire segment below.

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