UFC Hall Of Famer B.J. Penn Ends His Record-Setting Losing Streak By Beating The Piss Out Of Some Poor Soul At A Bar

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***UPDATE: It appears that the aforementioned ‘Poor Soul’ got the last laugh, evident in new video footage. Click here for more info.***

 

We are two months removed from B.J. Penn, a multi-division champion and the first American Gold medalist of the World Jiu-Jitsu Championship, engaging in a brawl with a strip club bouncer in Honolulu, Hawaii.

For what it’s worth, Penn displayed a dogshit fighting performance.

Lol.

But, the 40-year-old looks to have bounced back from his record seventh consecutive UFC loss to end his career and a subpar street fight by getting into a physical altercation with another dude at the Lava Shack in Hawaii on Tuesday. The genesis of the fight remains unknown, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say Penn was the instigator.

Penn’s fight is the latest stain in a dickish year for the UFC Hall of Famer.

In April, MMA Junkie reported a restraining order being issued against Penn by the mother of his children after she alleged he abused her over the course of their 10-year relationship. A short time later, Penn had been under an active police investigation for allegedly threatening a taro farmer with a machete in a dispute over trespassing.

Chill out man.

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