Bond Girl And Coronavirus Positive Olga Kurylenko Sends You A ‘Come Over’ Text—What Do You Do?

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There is no correct answer to the question posed in the headline.

The opportunity cost of either decision will sicken you, either physically or emotionally. You cannot have your corona and drink it too.

The beautiful Olga Kurylenko aka Camille in Quantum of Solace and Casino Royale, announced via Instagram that she has tested positive for Tom Hanks Disease.

Locked up at home after having tested positive for Coronavirus. I’ve actually been ill for almost a week now. Fever and fatigue are my main symptoms. Take care of yourself and do take this seriously!

Imagine you’re sitting at home, day 3 of the earth pausing on its axis, when you hear your phone buzz.

Further information to consider:

This is an opportunity that is rarely presented to the common man and it will likely be the only one your average ass will ever get. If it ain’t you, she’s got a text to Brad Pitt queued up.

But, a night of unprecedented bliss would surely result in contracting the virus that has sent the world into a frenzied panic. A cumikaze mission, if you will.

What’s your play?

Option A:

Option B:

After a quick cost-benefit analysis, it is reasonable to conclude that Option A is the best option for all parties. In these trying tim–

B. The correct answer is Option B.




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