Man, what did we all do before social media? How did we learn about things like when people create ridiculous stipulations in order to attend their weddings? Because that seems to be a thing now that happens rather often.
For instance, a bridge and groom who sent out a list of ridiculous wedding “rules” are getting destroyed by the internet, and they should be because, wow.
First of all, any couple that has their wedding coordinator send out a list of “rules and regulations” as this bride and groom did can just go ahead and cut off all communication with me for the rest of their lives.
Posted to Reddit, this list of dos and don’ts are so beyond reasonable it’s hard to believe that anyone attended the wedding.
Check out these demands…
Good morning [censored],
My name is [censored], I am the wedding coordinator for [censored] and [censored] Sanders. I am reaching out to all confirmed guest to do a finally head count and go over some rules and regulations of the wedding day.
First of all, are you still attending with a plus one?
Rules and regulations:
1. Please arrive 15-30 minutes early.
2. Please DO NOT wear white, cream or ivory.
3. Please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail.
4. Please do not fave a full face of makeup.
5. Do not record during the seramony.
6. Do not check in on FB until instructed.
7. Use #[censored] when posting all pictures.
8. DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL.
9. Everyone will toast with Rémy. No acceptance.
10. Lastly must come with gift 75$ or more or you want to be admited in.
If you have any questions or need clarification please call me directly [phone number redacted]
Spelling errors aside, I offically hate these people. And so do many of the people who read this on Reddit, writing…
“What an excellent list of reasons to not go.”
“Upon receipt, I’d be like, well it looks like my weekend plans have changed. Time to go spend my $75 on pizza and weed!”
“Exactly if I ever receive something like this I’m not going and not talking to that person ever again. Fuck you.”
“This is so bad it’s almost like they are wanting people to not go.”
“I think even if I had planned on bringing a gift more than $75 worth, I would change my mind seeing that list.”
“I’d love for all guests to all show up naked with ponytails. That would be beautiful.”
“On the upside it sounds like Remy will be at the seramony.”
This is true.
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