Britney Spears Blew Through Almost $11 Million In 2016 And Her Massage Therapist Got Rich


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Much of Britney Spears’ finances, thanks to her money being a part of a conservatorship (you know, ever since, THE INCIDENT back in 2007), are part of the public record.

Each year we get to find out how much money she earned and how much money she spent and what she spent it on. It’s like an annual trip to the land of living vicariously.

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For instance, back in 2012, Brit spent $6.8 million of the almost $14 million she earned that year. Her expenses included $3,400 for Christmas lights, a $500 manicure, a bunch of orders from Subway, Domino’s, IHOP, 7-11, El Pollo Loco, McDonalds, In-N-Out, and Starbucks, as well as $33,959 on grooming and wardrobe.

Last year, according to TMZ, Spears earned $13.4 million and spent $8 million on things like $37,360 on pet care, $67,800 on massages and $62,813 on her wardrobe. Girl likes her massages.

Now Britney’s 2016 records have been released and she once again raked in the cash earning almost $16 million. However, her spending also blew up as Spears somehow managed to spend almost $11 million.

According to the docs, her biggest expenses include $122,613 for massages, grooming and nails … $69,668 on wardrobe and $24,392 for hair and makeup. As much as she’s been toning her bod … the massages make sense.

Her pooches are still very well cared for — $29,852 for the year, which is slightly down from the previous year.

As for shopping sprees … she rarely spent more than a few hundred dollars at a time in Pottery Barn, Albertsons, Ralphs, Vons (lots o’ groceries), Target and yes … she had enough time to hit up Bed Bath & Beyond too.

I want to know who her massage therapist is. This person has to be the greatest massage therapist in the world to have made so much money just from one single client.

Don’t worry about Britney though. She’ll be fine (as long as she keeps making millions). She still has over $55 million in property and assets plus whatever other trusts have been set up that we don’t even know about.

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