Humans have always been driven by an unconscious quest for knowledge and the internet has made it easier than ever to quench that thirst. You no longer have to wander far and wide in search of the information you need—or, perhaps more notably, the information you didn’t know you needed.
That’s the kind of information that really keeps the online world spinning; you’ve probably never wondered what Pokémon would taste the best but you can be damn sure you’re going to click on an article that claims to have the answer (it’s definitely Lickitung).
Gucci Mane once warned us about the dangers of getting lost in the sauce, and as someone who recently went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole that resulted in me reading about notable victims of defenestration at 2 AM, I can confirm that’s much easier said than done when the internet is the sauce in question.
However, it doesn’t have to be that way.
Here at BroBible, we pride ourselves on bringing you the content you know, love, and—most importantly—deserve on a daily basis. We know there are plenty of options out there and earnestly thank you for turning to us when you need something to look at while pooping on company time or doing everything you can to avoid eye contact with your coworker on the subway.
As a result, we’ve decided it’s time to give back and are doing so in the form of a $200 Amazon gift card destined for one of our loyal readers.
If you want to get in on the action, all we ask is that you click this link and enter your email address so we can send you some piping hot content every morning in the form of our daily newsletter. You’ll no longer have to worry about wasting your hard-earned time scouring the world wide web for the stories you crave because we do the brunt of the work for you.
It’s pretty much the internet version of Postmates except you have the chance to make some money instead of spending your own.
In conclusion: if you like money and more of the content you’ve come to know and love, you have nothing to lose by signing up.