Here Are Some Notable Items On Carson Wentz and Madison Oberg’s Wedding Registry

Carson Wentz Proposed Girlfriend Madison Engaged

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You guys may remember Carson Wentz proposing to his girlfriend in February after his Eagles won the Super Bowl. The 25-year-old Wentz made Madison Oberg an honest woman after it was revealed they were dating on Thanksgiving. Mind you, Madison isn’t the same girl Wentz was dating when he entered the league in 2016–that was his high school sweetheart Melissa Uhrich, whose pictures he wiped from his social media soon thereafter.

Oberg’s Facebook page claims she was an intern with Mission of Hope: Haiti, where Wentz traveled in May 2017.  His foundation has been doing work with Mission of Hope: Haiti, so its safe to assume these two met while doing God’s work.

In any event, the two are getting married and like engaged couples do, they have set up a wedding registry with Bed Bath and Beyond that is open to the public. So if you’re an Eagles fan and you want to help a man financially who signed a 4 year, $26,676,338 contract, you can do that here.

Here are some notable items from the registry.

Fact: when a girl aged 21-28 searches for apartments, she immediately refined the filters to have one of these signs pre-hanging in the place. It’s as important as a bedroom, sink, or pooper.

Speaking of pooper. Carson poops just like the rest of us faceless slugs!

Wait Carson is from North Dakota, not Kentucky…Ah relationships are about sacrifice! I get it.

If you ever spot me drinking out of this cup, please imprison the person who snipped off my scrotum.

Congrats to the happy couple.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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