Chris Pratt And Anna Faris Announced They’re Officially Separated And The Internet CANNOT Deal

Really? As if Monday mornings don’t suck enough we have to wake up to news that one of our all time favorite celebrity couples Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are officially separated after 8 years of marriage? Really? You guys couldn’t announce this like on a Wednesday night?

Yes, I know I am being selfish and I am sure this is not a pleasant time for them, but what about us? No more live-tweeting of Chris’ big days. No more stories of shitty mixtapes. No more hope.

Because late night Sunday Chris Pratt this bomb on all us over on Facebook…

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward. We still have love for each other, will always cherish our time together and continue to have the deepest respect for one another.

-Chris Pratt and Anna Faris

 

Faris followed suit on her Instagram and Twitter pages…

Needless to say, the internet is having a very hard time coping this morning…

https://twitter.com/haarleyquin/status/894466729329516544

https://twitter.com/jurassic_rachel/status/894395882262716416

https://twitter.com/samanthamorell/status/894393937418498049

https://twitter.com/csydelko/status/894466883004411904

https://twitter.com/NickMainini/status/894394565469143040

https://twitter.com/DeLaBreezus/status/894406275836104704

https://twitter.com/AustinCTweets/status/894487296111726593

https://twitter.com/solardjh/status/894396547923881985

https://twitter.com/Rogerskolney/status/894397399766114305

Didn’t we all?

On the plus side, at least one person is happy…