Church’s Stained Glass Window Depicting Mary And Jesus Goes Viral For Its Very NSFW Design Flaw

For some reason, “Jesus is the Son of God” is trending on Twitter today. Don’t ask why, it’s the internet, this sort of thing just happens. Just like a photo one woman tweeted that recently went viral showing a very, ummm, unusual detail in a stained glass church window depicting Mary and Jesus in a pose that looks like it came from a screen cap of an adult film web site video.

Granted, the artist who created the stained glass window surely had no ill intentions when they designed it, but… really? How did they not see this? Was their heart so pure and filled with the Lord that these kind of thoughts never enter their mind? Because, it’s definitely not hard to miss.

“What, exactly… is Mary holding??” Twitter user Rosievix captioned the photo.

https://twitter.com/Rosievix/status/1196106822001844224

I believe, based on looking at his right leg, that the focus of everyone’s attention is supposed to be a bit of shading. It’s… just… really in a bad location, right in the palm of Mary’s hand.

Naturally, because internet, her tweet of the photo elicited a string of shocked and comedic responses – most of which your pastor would not approve and gives new meaning to the term “stained glass.”

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1197270058084515840 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1196309565597454339 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1196122699057246214 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1196111911068340224

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Stay classy, internet.

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