This Tale About A Lady Stealing Her Co-Workers Lunch Out Of The Fridge And Getting Bagged On Security Camera Is Amazing

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I am not a violent man but I can confidently say that if any colleague of mine jacked my leftovers out of the work fridge, we’d have a serious HR problem on our hands. I don’t know why anyone would want to steal a leftover Hot Pocket, but if they did, there’d be hell to pay. And not just on the toilet.

A Twitter user named Zak Toscani has detailed his experience with an office-wide emergency that occurred when his snake co-worker stole a plate of desirable food out of the office fridge and then acted like a sociopath in the aftermath. Zak’s tale, which has gone viral, will make you laugh, cry, and possibly strangle one of your colleagues just cuz.’

Enjoy.

Lock her up and throw away the key.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.