Ivan Tolvich, 28, got drunk and decided to climb a bridge. Then he fell asleep. That’s when things got interesting. One rescuer said it was a “very delicate operation. The last thing we wanted was to wake him up suddenly because he might fall off.” Can you imagine being the guy who had to sneak up on ole Ivan fearing that he might wake or roll over? We assume this wasn’t the same Ivan Tolvich as the mercenary from A.I.M., but if it was his career has really gone downhill.