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Another week of self-isolation, quarantine, homeschooling, and horseshit is in the books.
Parents are just about losing their minds, and with summer right around the corner, life might somehow get harder at home.
Thankfully, most moms and dads still have a sense of humor.
Here are some of the funniest memes and tweets from parents this week.
Husband: Tell me a fantasy of yours.
Me: So you go back to the office for work.
Husband: And?
Me: And?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 26, 2020
I just want to feel as powerful as my 3-year-old does when she wears light-up shoes.
— lightning with the mombun hair (@kenzie_tarts) May 26, 2020
Any time I unload the dishwasher I “accidentally” leave it open just so my wife knows what I did.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 27, 2020
Moms love asking people who are reading if they have enough light, and then switching on a lamp even if the person says yes.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1264235516612001793
Not many will get this but I do because I’m oooooold. pic.twitter.com/j0kRu4AJMz
— 𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 (@mickru79) May 23, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAxZ9mYgNZ2/
I really miss my son texting me from school to let me know he didn’t like what I put in his lunch.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 21, 2020
If you don’t have a panini press just heat up your corduroys and sit on your sandwich. Why do I have to solve all the hard problems
— Boog (@bewgtweets) May 27, 2020
Sometimes I open the garage doors for a few hours and leave our cars in just to flex on the neighbors who can’t park in theirs.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 29, 2020
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