25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

Best Dad Tweets This Week


I have a small apartment. We’re not allowed to have pets.

Due to renovation work being done at my ex-wife’s house, the family cat has been crashing at my place for a few months.

The cat takes wicked dumps. They’re so bad I sometimes think that I crapped my pants or a sewage truck overturned in the parking lot. I actually need to flush the turds and then spray the bathroom as though a human just used the facilities.

This morning, we both had to move our bowels at the same time. I was in the bathroom first. He doesn’t care.

He turns his back to me, drops anchor, and then starts kicking it around like he’s in a hackysack circle.

He leaves and I’m left smelling his morning evacuation.

He wins. Again.

Here are the funniest tweets and memes from dads this week.