Gary the goat stars in the most Australian video you’ll ever see

I’m not certain, but I think the man narrating this video might be from Australia.

Hilarious Australian commentary aside, is this not the fastest f*cking goat you’ve ever seen in your life? Now I’m sure you haven’t seen a ton of goats, so aren’t exactly an expert in the realm of goat speed. But certainly this has to be the fastest you’ve ever seen?

What is it ‘Straya? What are you putting in the water to make your goats so goddamn speedy? I must know, for science.


The 19 most important GIFs of dogs humping things

Definitive proof of why dogs are man’s best friend (and better than cats)

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