Giannis Antetokounmpo’s Dream Valentine’s Day Gift From His Girlfriend Has Sadly Expired

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On Valentine’s Day, Giannis Antetokounmpo earned his nickname of ‘The Greek Freak’ when he was gifted a bell that ordered a sexual act from his girlfriend that involves the region in and around the mouth. The gift came just as I was beginning to believe romance was a thing of the past and Valentine’s Day was just another excuse for couples to argue about their differences.

Look into the eyes of possibly the only man in America who received a gift worth half a shit this Valentine’s Day…

There’s a reason people say “nothing good can last” and it’s because it’s true. If it wasn’t, The Chappelle Show would still be running and Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne would still be together.

The Greek Freak found that out the hard way, or well I guess the not-so-hard way. It appears that the bell has lost its powers after no more than one month. Sad.

This reminds me when I was a broke middle school kid and I gifted my mom three free bathroom cleans for Christmas and when she tried to redeem them in February I was like ‘fuck outta here.’

Giannis, take one out of my playbook. Wait until she falls asleep and then sneak off to the bathroom to rub one out. You can never disappoint yourself.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]