If you’re reading this, that means you’ve survived Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it ‘Brace For Impact Day.’ There’s a reason why Valentine’s Day is the biggest breakup of the year, and its because it exposes men’s weakest traits: romance and vulnerability.
By the end of the night, she’ll likely end up resenting me for coming up short and I’ll resent her for paying a 400% premium on Flowers that will die before President’s Day. This usually results in me heading to the bathroom at midnight with my iPhone for some ‘me time.’
If you’re lucky, you’ll get yourself a girl like Giannis Antetokounmpo’s lady, Mariah Riddlesprigger. Yesterday, Giannis Instagram Live-d the gifts he received from Mariah, and among them was a gift that every man dreams of.
Truly the gift that keeps on giving. Or should I say…receiving.
*Fist bump, bro*
The giggling Greek Freak then told his followers:
“He can be a freak on the court and on the sheets, do you know what I’m saying?”
His lady was less than amused about him sharing the intimate gift with the world.
The subtweets were on-point.
Congrats to the happy couple.