We’ve all been there. You go to get in the car, open the door, and a bizarre smell hits you like a wall. So you start fishing around (no pun intended) in the backseat to find whatever fucking food it is that one of your drunk friends left in the backseat on the night you got stuck as the designated driver and took everyone to Taco Bell or Whataburger on the way home from the bar…This happens to everyone, right? I’m assuming this because it’s happened to me more times than I can count, so by the law of averages if it’s happening to me on the regular it happens to everyone at least once.
Anyway, this chick lost her debit card after a night out and went fishing around in her car. She didn’t find her debit card, but she did find a dead ass fish. She threw up a Facebook post about the fish that she named Grant, and that post has since gone viral with over 100,000 shares:
I’ve screenshot the Facebook post because sometimes it doesn’t load properly for you bros when I embed, but I’m going to throw this embed in here as well so this girl can keep getting those Facebook shares:
Okay. We can all agree that this is weird as hell. Locked doors. Windows up. And a dead fish miraculously finds its way into her car? How????
What’s bothering me the most is this: I don’t have a fucking clue as to what kind of fish that is. I know most of the fish species in the world by sight and I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen that species before. Maybe it’s shriveling up and doesn’t look like itself, or maybe I’m just slipping, but I don’t have a goddamn clue what that is…Anyone out there know? (h/t GrindTV)