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The 2018 Golden Globes are here, while I’m not a huge award show watcher I do know the Golden Globes are famously the sloppiest (aka drunkest) award show. From Cate Blanchett admitting to being drunk on stage to Brendan Fraser being too drunk to clap like a normal person, the stars always get smashed at the Globes.
And the best thing about alcohol is that it levels the playing field of life. A normal guy like you and me can get drunk, just like Hollywood’s biggest assholes stars. So, if you’re going to watch the Golden Globes tonight and enjoy a nice Sunday Funday – here are your official 2018 Golden Globes Drinking Game rules.
DRINK WHENEVER…
- A winner notes that they “really weren’t expecting this”
- Someone brings a drink onstage
- Someone jokes about celebrities being drunk at the Golden Globes
- A joke is made about living in The Handmaid’s Tale
- A presenter blames the teleprompter
- Someone references or impersonates Trump (this one may cause you to black out)
TAKE A SHOT WHENEVER…
- A winner thanks more than 7 people by name
- Seth Meyers mentions Tina Fey or Amy Poehler
- Celebrities are caught taking selfies
- A winner’s speech gets cutoff
- Someone jokes about James Franco
FINISH YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
- A show/movie you’ve never heard of wins
- Jimmy Fallon or Andy Samberg makes an appearance
- Steven Spielberg wins
THROW YOUR TV OUT THE WINDOW IF…
- Will & Grace wins Best Television Series (Musical or Comedy)