Guy Pens Heartfelt And Hilarious ‘Break Up’ Letter To Gym That Won’t Accept Cancellation Over Phone
Breaking up is hard to do. Unless you’re a cold and callous monster. Then it’s no big deal.
The problem with most breakups is people just don’t know how to end a relationship. Face-to-face is always best. The phone is fine if it’s the only way. Never break up over text. And a Spotify playlist?!? Come on! Have a heart!
Men and women could learn a great deal from this guy. He was forced to break up with his gym because they wouldn’t accept his cancellation over the phone.
Sure, he was breaking up with a gym and not a real person, but his letter to Planet Fitness is warm, humorous and hopefully got him out of his stupid contract.
“I know I’ve been distant, but it’s because I’ve changed. I have different needs now, and to be frank… you really haven’t changed at all.”
So true. Most gyms stay exactly the same.
Planet Fitness has responded which is SO LIKE them.