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J.K. Rowling recently revealed the sexual preferences of two big characters in the Harry Potter universe despite no one asking. This has sparked the internet to mock the Harry Potter author with hilarious jokes and “no one” memes.
At the 6:45-mark of this YouTube video titled “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald Bonus – Distinctly Dumbledore,” author J.K. Rowling provides some insight into the sex lives of Albus Dumbledore, played by Jude Law, and Gellert Grindelwald, played by Johnny Depp. The commentary was for DVD feature and Blu-Ray for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald and comes across more like sexual fanfiction.
“Their relationship was incredibly intense. It was passionate, and it was a love relationship,” Rowling said in the feature. “But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can’t know, you can believe you know.”
“I’m less interested in the sexual side — though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship — than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships,” Rowling said.
Rowling did not include these details in the Harry Potter movies, which annoyed some fans and made her revelations seem insincere since she seems to be making this revelation as lip service in a DVD extra, but not in the movies.
J.J. Rowling offered these revelations despite no one asking about the sexual preferences of Dumbledore and Grindelwald. This sparked the “no one” meme on Twitter and Harry Potter fans struck with hilarious jokes. The “no one meme” was often the tweet format in the mockery of Rowling’s Potterverse revelations, but there were a variety of jokes about the Harry Potter author.
no one:
jk rowling: i’m intent on slowly destroying my greatest achievement
me: you know what? i can kinda relate to that
— Skoog (@Skoog) March 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/wrightmywayout/status/1107117127901696000
https://twitter.com/yeosuel/status/1107044314843090945
Literally NO ONE:
JK Rowling: Dumbledore liked it raw— Nah, I'd win⁷ (@MINTJUNGK00K) March 16, 2019
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1107087977765695488
Me: I —
JK Rowling: Hagrid has paid for feet pics— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 17, 2019
JK ROWLING: dumbledore and grindelwald had sex
ME: lol
JK ROWLING: so did you and dobby
ME: what
JK ROWLING: you will never feel love like that again
ME: stop
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 17, 2019
No one:
JK Rowling *chasing a reporter down the street*: “Hagrid was a furry, you know! I didn’t mention it in the books, but it was understood. Representation!!” https://t.co/zVxnr1oAFx
— Aaron West (@oeste) March 17, 2019
me, minding my own business:
jk rowling: DUMBLEDORE AND GRINDELWALD FUCKED EVERY DAY THEY WERE CONSTANTLY BANGING— cairo (@MlDNIGHTER) March 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/AlanHenry/status/1107089884844560385
No-one:
J.K. Rowling: Neville got his last name because he likes getting a finger up the bum
— James Marriott (@JamesMarriottYT) March 17, 2019
ME: *eating breakfast*
JK ROWLING (crashing through skylight): HAGRID GOT HIS DICK SUCKED BY THE FACE ON THE BACK OF QUIRRELL’S HEAD
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 17, 2019
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Dobby can deepthroat a Nimbus 2000— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 17, 2019
No one:
JK Rowling: Dumbledore doesnt "have sex". He fucks. Hard. https://t.co/JZzgEIQg5v— Ministry of Crab (@OhHeyMonsterBoy) March 17, 2019
I just got off the phone with JK Rowling and she has informed me that I am now a heterosexual furry
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 17, 2019
reporter: hello
jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 17, 2019
You sit down on a couch in JK Rowling’s house and she’s like, “Careful, Dumbledore got railed there.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1107135097755574272
https://twitter.com/Butsay_/status/1107058233456427008
nobody:
jk rowling: dobby loves piss play
— tom (@tom_harlock) March 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/timcarvell/status/1107101430970761216
everyone:
jk rowling: hey guess how moaning myrtle got her name
everyone: please don’t make us
jk rowling: c’mon it’ll be important I promise
everyone: *sigh* it’s a sex thing isn’t i-
jk rowling: it’s a sex thing.
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) March 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/EdgyTranses/status/1107161245940092928
anybody:
jk rowling: the sorting hat eats ass https://t.co/LYqNr238tI
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 17, 2019