So here I am putting my Economics degree to good use by wasting away what could be a very productive Tuesday watching girls fail at diving. Dad I can’t give you all that college tuition you wasted on me, but what I can do is send along some dope memes and chicks taking a hefty dose of chlorine to the face. I love you too.
How did I get down this never-ending rabbit hole, you ask? Well this Twitter user posted a video of a girl she volunteers with performing perhaps the worst dive into the water since that dude on the Titanic who drilled the propeller on his way down.
So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh pic.twitter.com/UalGTUeb9C
— Lesley Goynes (@lesleygoynes) December 2, 2017
The video has gone massively viral, amassing over 100,000 retweets and 310,000 likes. But, more importantly, it inspired other people to share their diving fail videos. And boy oh boy, there are some dooseys. Here are the most compelling…
You already know I gotta contribute to this thread #justdiveythings pic.twitter.com/BaJI0IsRYN
— briii (@briana_negron) December 4, 2017
Are we sharing smacking videos now 😣💀 pic.twitter.com/azfy92cCqx
— Savanna Rivera (@RiveraSavanna) December 4, 2017
I feel like contributing to this very relatable thread pic.twitter.com/bt8KMCZJHG
— taylor gaby (@_taylorgaby) December 4, 2017
Nope doesn’t ring a bell😂 pic.twitter.com/OxPDD8q8FL
— Sarah Hamilton (@SarahHamilton_4) December 3, 2017
— Amanda McGraw (@aamandamcgraw) December 4, 2017
Keeping it going😂 pic.twitter.com/JZCa2Ak6V7
— chlo (@ChloeMariaaa) December 4, 2017
Finally something I can contribute to pic.twitter.com/egHKeHBFVe
— abbsss (@abbeytrombley) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/aubrey_dearden/status/937539623110115328
Before you call me sexist, girls aren’t the only ones who have regressed their entire sex a century. Fellas, lets go!!
https://twitter.com/NLuarde/status/937472210159243264
Pure gold pic.twitter.com/gHE7p3xmyP
— 🔮『TheCube』🔮 (@madelinemsmith) December 4, 2017
i’ll add to this thread pic.twitter.com/IR0yDz6opu
— Mitchell Fisher (@Lil_MoneyMitch) December 4, 2017
If you didn’t take immense pleasure in these videos, I suggest consulting a doctor. You may be dead.