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We all agree that putting fruit on a pizza is wrong, yes? Especially pineapple. (Sorry, Rock.)
Pizza was meant to have meat and maybe some vegetables on it. That’s it. I don’t care if you’re a fan of Chicago-style, Sicilian, whatever, no fruit allowed. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon (mmm, bacon), ham, chicken, heck, I can even live with just plain cheese pizza. But NO FRUIT!
So you can only imagine the reaction of a Reddit user who ran across and posted a photo of a pie from a Danish pizzeria made with Kiwi fruit on it.
He called it “an unholy abomination.” And he’s right.
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434 comments were made after people got a look at this thing, and many of them rightfully agreed that this pizza should be considerd a crime against humanity.
“This is why the Scandinavian countries hate each other, someone else commented on Swedish banana pizza, I wonder what nutter things the Norwegians do?” asked nuadusp.
Even the Danish were appalled.
“As a Dane, I feel fairly confident in stating this is not something we do…” wrote Hjemmelsen.
Folks on Twitter also got wind of this pizza desecration and reacted appropriately.
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1216970762587799557Who. The. Fuck. Putting. KIWIS. On. Pizza?!
Y’all let this pineapples on pizza propaganda go too damn far! pic.twitter.com/1SLPGPGhjq
— hermes the writer ☿ (@thehermeister) January 14, 2020
I have can now say I have witnessed hell@DaddyWarpig pic.twitter.com/WjC48p9Y3U
— Ranba_Ral (@Ranba_Ral) January 12, 2020
Why am I seeing kiwi on pizza?
— SKITTLES (@Imani_Shay) January 14, 2020
Someone deadack put kiwi on pizza? pic.twitter.com/aZjtW79vez
— Faith Carpenter. (@ReconditeAgony) January 14, 2020
NO, NO, NO... WE NOT PUTTING EVERY DAMN PIECE OF FRUIT ON A PIZZA AND TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING. PINEAPPLE ALREADY DON’T BELONG ON IT, SO WHY TF WOULD KIWI? 🤦🏾♂️ YALL MAKE MY STOMACH HURT WITH THIS NONSENSE. https://t.co/fbs0ckOo3z
— Sheed (@Sheedy2x) January 14, 2020
Mothafuckas out there finding a way to destroy pizza.
And I like Kiwi but not on pizza, I hope they rot in hell. Lol
— Jimmy Carroplo (@Imaraider4) January 14, 2020
NOBODY. SHOULD. EVER. PUT. KIWI. ON. PIZZA!!!!!! https://t.co/7fCCtS6Bk1
— AQUARIUS♒️✨(1/30) (@mj_sweetgirl130) January 14, 2020
this is not how it works
pineapple eaters have made degeneracy acceptable and made people think it's okay to put kiwis on pizza https://t.co/vrFDa7juDs
— luistbh🦇 (@notlewistbh) January 14, 2020
TRUTH.