Pizza was meant to have meat and maybe some vegetables on it. That’s it. I don’t care if you’re a fan of Chicago-style, Sicilian, whatever, no fruit allowed. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon (mmm, bacon), ham, chicken, heck, I can even live with just plain cheese pizza. But NO FRUIT!
So you can only imagine the reaction of a Reddit user who ran across and posted a photo of a pie from a Danish pizzeria made with Kiwi fruit on it.
He called it “an unholy abomination.” And he’s right.
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434 comments were made after people got a look at this thing, and many of them rightfully agreed that this pizza should be considerd a crime against humanity.
“This is why the Scandinavian countries hate each other, someone else commented on Swedish banana pizza, I wonder what nutter things the Norwegians do?” asked nuadusp.
Even the Danish were appalled.
“As a Dane, I feel fairly confident in stating this is not something we do…” wrote Hjemmelsen.
Folks on Twitter also got wind of this pizza desecration and reacted appropriately.
If I open a pizza box and see kiwi, someone’s gotta die https://t.co/JWg6ZFoB0a— . (@AliWhoaCalmDown) January 14, 2020
NO, NO, NO... WE NOT PUTTING EVERY DAMN PIECE OF FRUIT ON A PIZZA AND TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING. PINEAPPLE ALREADY DON’T BELONG ON IT, SO WHY TF WOULD KIWI? 🤦🏾♂️ YALL MAKE MY STOMACH HURT WITH THIS NONSENSE. https://t.co/fbs0ckOo3z— RJ ‼️ (@Sheedy2x) January 14, 2020
NOBODY. SHOULD. EVER. PUT. KIWI. ON. PIZZA!!!!!! https://t.co/7fCCtS6Bk1— AQUARIUS ♒️♒️ (@mj_sweetgirl130) January 14, 2020
Kiwis on pizza? I thought we were leaving psychopathy in 2019 pic.twitter.com/x1zWlJw7t6— Retz (@Praise_Thunder) January 13, 2020