Jeff Goldblum Critiquing And Rating Jeff Goldblum Tattoos Is Like Taking A Trip To Meta Heaven
Before we get into this video, which is amazing, by the way, I have a question. Do you think the world would survive if somehow, someone were able to get Jeff Goldblum and Nicolas Cage together in the same room to talk about existentialism or the meaning of life, or would the dimension we live in just crater and implode on itself?
Sorry, I’ve just always wondered about that.
Anyhoo, on to the original point of you being here today: Jeff Goldblum viewing tattoos that people have gotten of him and then offering his very insightful, and, uh, unique critiques and opinions of them.
I don’t know who came up with this idea, but they deserve some kind of award for the sheer genius of it.
“My name is Jeff Goldblum and I’m gonna look at some tattoos. I specifically said don’t show me before we do this, so this is all gonna be a spontaneous surprise to me, and you’ll see my natural reaction as I see these pictures,” Goldblum begins after making a “tooting his own horn” joke.
“What the heck is this?” Goldblum asks when the first tattoo is revealed. “I’ve never seen this before in my life, nor do I know this shot, and I suspect it’s a mock-up. I don’t like to wear a tattersall shirt. Why wear that tattersall shirt? I have strong feelings about fashion, as you may or may not know.
“And what’s this chain, this sort of rapper’s chain, around my neck? I don’t know what they’re getting at there, but I like it’s obtuseness, and it’s darkness. I give it 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums.”
10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums…incredible.
And it only gets better from there…