Jennifer Lopez Gifted A-Rod The Saddest Cake Ever Made For His 44th Birthday And The Internet Was Ruthless

Jennifer Lopez has “Do you know who my father is?” money. She earns $12 to $20 million just to be a judge on American Idol, add an eight-figure Las Vegas residency, and sprinkle in music and concert sales, and the newly 50-year-old is pulling in close to $50 million annually.

At an estimated net worth of $400 million, Jenny from the Block could literally buy the Carvel cake company and rename it Poopy Cakes and turn it into a billion dollar venture from her name alone.

Instead, to honor her fiancé on his 44th birthday, J-Lo and his daughters surprised A-Rod and ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball crew in the booth during the Yankee-Red Sox game in Boston on Sunday.

A nice gesture, if you want to be bothered at your place of work.

Keep in mind how successful J-Lo is and how with one call, she could have a cake make of blood diamonds injected into the veins of her loved one.

Instead, she opted for the “Oh Shit I Forgot” cake.

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the saddest cake to ever enter an oven.

Now keep in mind that for J-Lo’s 50th birthday (a fucking ageless wonder I swear) last week, A-Rod gifted her a red Porsche 911 GTS convertible. The price tag: $140,000.

The internet gave J-Lo the benefit of the doubt. Just kidding, they were rightfully ruthless.

https://twitter.com/shwnspxx/status/1155806673757454338?s=20

In full disclosure, J-Lo made up for it, but that’s no fun.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0bZpqWA4VA/