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Netflix aired their latest roast on Sunday night, this time with comedian and actor Kevin Hart at the center. While the event was broadcast live, some jokes were still cut from the broadcast.
Hosted by Shane Gillis at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles as the finale of the 2026 Netflix Is a Joke Fest, the roast featured Tom Brady, Katt Williams, Draymond Green, Pete Davidson, Chelsea Handler, Sheryl Underwood, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Jeff Ross among others, delivering nearly three hours of jokes aimed at Hart’s height, his 2017 cheating scandal, his career choices, and much more.
The event was filled with brutal shots at all of the attendees on stage, and while many of the barbs ultimately made it to air, there were also a handful that were cut, according to Variety.
A handful of jokes were cut from Netflix’s The Roast of Kevin Hart, which you can find here
Most of the cut jokes, naturally, were aimed at the man of the hour, Kevin Hart:
“Kevin is one of the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found out about the MeToo movement he was shocked. He was like, people are saying no to things?!”
“Did you know that Kevin actually has a nonprofit for organ donation called ‘Heartless?’ That’s not true. But doesn’t that sound like some dumb shit he would do?”
“If Kevin can make a pun with the word ‘heart’ in it, he will spend millions to develop a shitty business around it.”
“Kevin, thank you so much for being here tonight. I know you have such a busy schedule with stand-up… movies… sitting on that shelf every Christmas.”
“Kevin, I was so disappointed when you did the Riyadh Comedy Festival because on a human-rights level no one should be forced to listen to your comedy sober.”
“Kevin, you are so talented — but you are the worst cheater. With your build, I assumed you’d be better at sneaking around.”
“Kevin Hart is such a sell-out even his sex tape had commercial breaks.”
“Kevin Hart is always on the worst platforms: Quibi, Tubi, the ones he puts on when he argues with his wife.”
“Kevin said he was only joking when he said he would throw a doll house at a gay child. But we invited Tony [Hinchcliffe] here tonight just to make sure.”
“Kevin, why were you hooking up with women in cars? If you wanted to cheat and get away with it, you should have gone somewhere desolate, a no man’s land, somewhere no one would ever go by any means necessary… like Hart House on La Brea.”
Golden State Warriors star Draymond Green also caught a few cut strays.
“Draymond Green is a lot like Megan Thee Stallion: They’re famous for letting other people shoot and he hasn’t been the same since Klay Thompson left.”
“Draymond is so cute — he has that thing where his mouth is always a little open. That’s one of the things he and Chelsea have in common.”
Lizzo, for some reason, was also a part of the crew and got ripped for her role in the Jennifer Lopez film Hustlers.
“Lizzo broke barriers when she danced as a stripper in ‘Hustlers,’ mostly because they weren’t properly enforced.”
Shane Gillis, the host of the event, was similarly lampooned.
“Shane Gillis only lasted two weeks in basic training. The closest he’s come to becoming a veteran is his views on Asians.”
“Shane turned down during the Riyadh Comedy Festival because he has integrity… and he can’t go 48 hours without a drink.”
Red-faced Tony Hinchcliffe took some particularly brutal shots and seemed to be the most generally disliked “comedian” on the stage..
“Tony has the license plate iRoast, which is what we all hope for every time he gets behind the wheel.”
“Tony is like Melania: The only thing relevant about him is that he opened for Trump once.”
Chelsea Handler, who delivered one of the most viral bits of the night, also had a joke at her expense cut.
“You might know Chelsea from being on E! for over a decade… she also had a famous talk show for a while.”