JuJu Smith-Schuster’s French Bulldog Puppy Escapes His Cage With Gravity-Defying Leap

If the short video you are about to watch doesn’t make your day better, I give you permission to punch me in the face. Slide into my DMs, and I’ll give you my address, leave a key under the statue out front, and you can enter at your own will to deliver a haymaker to my jaw. No hard feelings, something tells me you need to let out a bit of anger anyway.

The subject of the aforementioned video is Boujee, a six-month-old French Bulldog who belongs to Steelers receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster. Boujee is just a puppy, so JuJu purchased a gate to contain the pooch so he doesn’t piss, shit and destroy his master’s belongings. Boujee had other ideas.

I haven’t seen a dog jump that high since Air Bud.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the remainder of the day rifling through Boujee’s Instagram page, which already has over 100,000 followers.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.