This Poster For Lindsay Lohan’s Upcoming Werewolf Movie Needs To Be Put On A T-Shirt ASAP

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Back in 2013, Lindsay Lohan starred in a film titled The Canyons with her co-star, adult film actor James Deen. That would be the last time we would see her in a movie. Until now…

Come March, we will finally get to see our girl LiLo showing off her grizzled acting chops in a movie called The Shadow Within, no, wait, that’s not it. That was the original title when they were filming it back in 2015 and 2016 and the name of this 2007 film.

Oh yeah, here we go. Among the Shadows. That’s the name of Lohan’s upcoming movie – a movie about werewolves.

Not to be confused with the 2016 film Among The Shadows

Okay, got that sorted out. Still with me? Cool.

Lohan’s Among The Shadows film is, according to Flickering Myth, is about…

“Kristy Wolfe (Charlotte Beckett) is a Brussels private eye descended from werewolves who must go to work when her uncle Harry Goldtsone is murdered in a politically-motivated attack. Patricia Sherman (Lindsay Lohan), the wife of European Federation President Richard Sherman, hires Wolfe to investigate Goldstone’s killing, as he was her husband’s campaign manager. Wolfe finds bodies falling all over city and must use her innate instincts to unravel the case and stay alive long enough unmask the conspiracy.”

Lohan playing the wife of the European Federation President is going to be so awesome.

Now, with the movie FINALLY about to be available for public consumption (on demand), they’ve released a new poster which will… go… up… somewhere? And it is f**king fantastic.

I need that graphic on a t-shirt right f**king now. Someone, anyone out there please make this happen for me.

And mark it down. March 5th, bros.

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