There aren’t many things in life more unsettling that minding your own business when you suddenly get a text from someone out of the blue frantically asking if you’re OK.
This was exactly what happened to me last night while I was watching a Hallmark Christmas movie I’d DVRed before the holiday but hadn’t had a chance to watch.
Just around the time the main character realized she might actually feel more at home in her childhood town than the big city, my phone started blowing up and I got multiple pictures and videos of a giant blue light flashing in the sky over Queens in New York City.
This was the sky in Astoria tonight. Lights rapidly flickered on and off. Then an icy blue sky. LOTS of sirens going off right now. pic.twitter.com/eTdmfwH5og
— Paul P. Murphy (@murphy) December 28, 2018
No one seemed to know what the hell was going on so I turned to the contingency plan I’ve established for the apocalypse: drinking as much as possible before the world ends.
I didn’t even bother pouring the whiskey out of the bottle as I sifted through Twitter trying to figure out what the hell was going on but there was initially no clear consensus.
I eventually discovered the official explanation was that a transformer exploded at a power plant in Astoria.
Investigating a transformer explosion at Astoria East & North Queens Con Ed power plant. Please avoid 20th Ave & 31 st.
— NYPD 114th Precinct (@NYPD114Pct) December 28, 2018
However, plenty of people had already come to the conclusion that aliens had finally arrived.
https://twitter.com/indianavatara/status/1078480175074025472
everyone in New York right now, staring out their windows because they've clearly forgotten the plot of Independence Day pic.twitter.com/z9B12B4SP8
— LH (@halvorsen) December 28, 2018
before the US government shuts me up, aliens have landed in NYC pic.twitter.com/6e819jHSyo
— korra👩❤️💋👩 (@shutupfrances) December 28, 2018
NYC is so expensive when the aliens get here they just go straight to Queens
— Liam Stack (@liamstack) December 28, 2018
#Bluelight #NYC Are we under alien attack? pic.twitter.com/lMZIGKFPjZ
— Atul Singla (@singla_atul) December 28, 2018
Other people thought the scene more closely resembled something out of Ghostbusters.
https://twitter.com/vees/status/1078478355777900546
The New York sky tonight confirming there is no Dana only Zuul #ghostbusters pic.twitter.com/ceEu6m9ATa
— Joe Auriemma (@JosephAuriemma) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/1078479993355800576
Things were eventually brought under control, and shockingly, no one was injured in a blast that proved there’s basically nothing that’s capable of phasing New Yorkers (or anyone else in 2018).
Folks on twitter reacting without surprise to the prospect of an alien invasion in NYC is peak 2018.
— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) December 28, 2018
Truth.