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Is Hawaiian Punch the new Dasani of the worldwide quarantine? (Why yes, that is NASCAR legend Michael Waltrip in the photo above, thanks for asking.)
I ask this rather odd question because it was just a week ago that seemingly half the internet went off on Dasani and how it was so bad that even people going into self-isolation didn’t want to buy it.
https://twitter.com/iamantonio__/status/1238316908174344193
And now, for reasons unbeknownst to me, the internet has been taking aim at that childhood staple Hawaiian Punch.
Hawaiian Punch tastes like generational trauma at any age, those are just the facts pic.twitter.com/U3xofR3Z6P
— ¡DALE! Parton 🤠 (@718Shaun) March 20, 2020
So random.
What could have possessed someone to have such a random Hawaiian Punch thought? Was it this?
Hawaiian Punch as an adult is disgusting https://t.co/Lzy7ukYSMZ
— 🇩🇲 Top 5 🇭🇹 (@DjDutch_) March 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/urinnocentHoe/status/1240902427861233664
Seriously. Is Hawaiian Punch really that bad? I mean, it’s no Dasani, right?
I love how twitter is randomly coming for Hawaiian Punch. Isolation really got us thinking
— 🐉🥵 spice-E (@soggysockzuh) March 20, 2020
We really on here slandering Hawaiian Punch at damn near 3 in the morning, I love this app 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hF6ntPMewm
— walkerspeer (@funsizedwalker) March 20, 2020
Corona Virus Wiping the Population:
Twitter: WHY THE FUCK AINT HAWAIIAN PUNCH GETTING COLD?! pic.twitter.com/4vYFEktPLP
— Stay-Seated (@StaceeP4) March 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/Pluggedd_/status/1240844379310309387
You can put a glacier in Hawaiian Punch that shit gonna still be room temperature
— Tana (@2liveJu) March 18, 2020
That, right there, is a very valid observation. Why won’t Hawaiian Punch ever get cold?
https://twitter.com/_oopsies__/status/1240906068907249664
https://twitter.com/goodnightswt/status/1240893187796766721
TRUTH.
How about another blast from the past?
Twitter is busy coming after Hawaiian Punch, like nobody remembers Ecto Cooler … pic.twitter.com/T44UXrDPbD
— Stephanie Sigafoos (@ssigafoos) March 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/RiseFallNick/status/1240989366857728000
And why was the little Hawaiian dude also throwing punches anyway?
Y'all better chill out on this Hawaiian Punch slander. You forget this dude had hands! pic.twitter.com/ekdc2wksxj
— Big Willie-isms 🔜 Momocon (@bigwillieisms) March 20, 2020
And on it went…
https://twitter.com/Carlanbro/status/1240860911973404677
https://twitter.com/Ikyl_1228/status/1240895987549339655
https://twitter.com/NateWantsToBtl/status/1240904127053348864
I guess this discussion is no worse than the 18,000 people who just voted on Who would win in a street fight: The Muppets or Sesame Street?
We’re all in real trouble, aren’t we?
https://twitter.com/vibinwithtre/status/1240895773463674880
[Complex]