Poll Asking Americans Which Animals They Could Beat In A Fight Yields Comical Responses

Poll Asks Americans Which Animals Think They Could Beat In A Fight

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  • The elephant was voted most likely to win a fight
  • An unarmed human wins out only 17% of the time against these animals
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A new poll asking Americans which animals they think they could beat in a fight resulted in some hilarious responses and reactions.

The poll, conducted online by YouGov.com, pitted 34 different animals (counting humans) against one another to determine which animal people think would be the most difficult to beat in a fight.

We showed people seven random pairings of animals from the list and asked them which of the two they thought would win in a fight. Animals are ranked by their โ€œwin percentageโ€, that is, how often Americans thought that animal would win in a head-to-head matchup when it was one of the two animals shown.

The end result is that humans think the elephant and the rhinoceros would be the toughest animals in the kingdom to beat in a fight, regardless of which other animal was their opponent, with a win percentage of 74%.

Coming in third is the grizzly bear, just a hair behind, at 73%, followed by the tiger at 70%, the hippopotamus at 69%, and the lion at 68%.

Crocodiles, alligators, gorillas and polar bears round out the top 10.

However, when humans were pitted one-on-one against the animals we didn’t fare nearly as well.

When asked which of the animals humans think they could beat in a fight if unarmed, the only animals we solidly think we can take are the rat (72%), house cat (69%), and a goose (61%).

That’s it. Out of the 33 animal opponents, those are the only three we believed we can beat in a fight over 50% of the time.

Amazingly, there are some humans out there that think they are tougher than the rest of us as a very surprising 6% think they could beat a girzzly bear in a fight, while 8% think they could take down a lion, a gorilla, or a elephant.

And the answers really weren’t that different based on sex. Women were just as likely to have these visions of fighting grandeur.

Reactions to the results of the poll were, of course, classic.

Hilarious.

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