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It wasn’t too long ago that Robert Griffin III ignited the internet after posting a Christmas card photo with a haircut that resembled O.J. Simpson polygraph lines. It looked like he got his haircut by Stevie Wonder with Crayola scissors while riding a mechanical bull.
How does Grete Sadeiko let him leave the house with his lineup looking like a Daytona 500 track?
Got RG3's Christmas card in the mail pic.twitter.com/VDvQ9HGx7Y
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) December 6, 2018
I vividly remember someone subtweeting, “This is the first time in my life I’ve ever seen a black person with a racist haircut.” I nearly spit out my morning beer.
The roasting became so ubiquitous, RGIII had to defend his honor.
Yo barber, his barber, no barber, don’t matter I live life over the edge 😂 pic.twitter.com/WS6YWAywoi
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) December 7, 2018
Welp, in an optimistic turn of events, the Ravens quarterback posted a photo of his hairstyle evolving into a big boy haircut.
Went ahead and tried this whole line up thing #NewHairCutWhoDis pic.twitter.com/d0VfyGeixJ
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 15, 2019
Suffice it to say, Twitter was proud of Griffin for getting his haircut by someone who didn’t have the shakes from drug withdrawals.
Man went from GET OUT Part 2 to Duke Blue Devils starting 5.
— BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER (@B1ackSchefter) April 15, 2019
— Ren's Mojo Dojo Casa House 🍳 (@Rendividual) April 15, 2019
Went from p-per-perhaps to Uh ha ha!!!
— ANTHONY ADAMS (@spiceadams) April 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/DanaT926/status/1117932186940866560
— Paul (@paulwillFGP) April 15, 2019
— Roderick Boyd II (@Deuce2828) April 15, 2019
Congratulations to RGIII for allotting a few dollars of his tens of millions of career earnings on a haircut that looks like he belongs in civilized society.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]