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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are what the youths call hashtag Relationship Goalz and what I call hashtag Wouldn’t Mind Seeing Them In A Porno.
The pair have currently been married for seven years, which is 6 billion light years in celebrity terms, and the two appear to be as smitten as ever.
Blake just turned 32 years old, and must be the love child of fine wine and Judge Judy, because she simply gets better with age.
To commemorate the birthday of his wife and mother to his two children (with one in the proverbial oven!), Reynolds posted the only photos of his wife that depict her as anything less than a deity among commoners. These were apparently taken during a glitch in the matrix.
A solid troll and a strong rebuttal from Reynolds after being victimized on his birthday two years back with every woman on the planet’s hall pass.
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The world feels off-tilt now that there are photos of Blake Likely looking strangely human. Let’s bring it back into balance.
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I want to kiss her father.