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If you’ve seen any of the below movies, I apologize. You will never be able to get that time back. I hope you at least watched them while you were having sexual intercourse with a hot lover, because only then would they be somewhat redeemable.
The folks over at Ranker posed the question: What are the worst movies of all-time? Over 32,000 people voted on various movies and the following have gotten the most votes for shittiest. Without further ado, here are the 15 worst movies ever. Vomit.
15. Plan 9 from Outer Space
14. Howard The Duck
13. The Last Airbender
12. Jack and Jill
11. Son of the Mask
10. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Wikipedia
“The movie remains so sanitized, so authorized that it never gives us credit for being able to make up our own minds about him and what he represents.”
-Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger
9. The Room
Wikipedia
“We sit there in the dark, our eyes move over flutters of passive motion, and eventually the screen goes black. That’s it.”
-David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org
8. From Justin To Kelly
Wikipedia
“Easily the worst beach movie ever made.”
Jack Mathews, New York Daily News
“One of the worst movies you’ll ever see — but it’s still not worth seeing.”
7. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Wikipedia
“Unspeakably ghastly.”
-Joanne Kaufman, Wall Street Journal
6. Catwoman
YouTube
“Relentlessly gaudy and in love with its PG-13 approximation of kink, Catwoman is essentially an excuse to pose Berry in ever-skimpier outfits. It’s all too pre-fab to register as sexy, though, and even the fight scenes look like fashion shoots.”
-Keith Phipps, AV Club
5. Battlefield Earth
Amazon
“If you are looking for something to hate and despise, get thee to this movie.”
4. Glitter
MRQE
“The sheer amateur writing, acting, and directing make “Glitter” yet another disastrous vanity vehicle that brings down Carey and everyone starring.”
-Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
3. Twilight
AMAZON
“Unfortunately, it just didn’t work.”
-Ben Lyons, At The Movies
2. Gigli
Sony
“Every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest.”
-Christy Lemire, Associated Press
1. Batman and Robin
“A sniggering, exhausting, overproduced extravaganza that has virtually all of the humanity pounded out of it in the name of an endless parade of stunt sequences.”
-Gene Siskel, Chicago Tribune
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There you have it fellas. Any additions? Paul Blart Mall Cop: 2?