Some Visionary Gave The Animals In ‘Planet Earth II’ Human Screams And This Video Goes Well With A Bong Rip

Steps for watching this video:

1.) Take one large bong rip.
2.) Repeat step one.
3.) Fuck it, take another.
4.) Face a bag of Cheetos while the pre-video ad plays
5.) Watch the video
6.) Feel free to laugh
7.) Say farewell to your brain cells
8.) Venmo me $20

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.