People tend to get a bit testy if you reveal spoilers about Game of Thrones. Apparently YOU’RE the dick if you want to talk about some real intense shit that happened on the latest Game of Thrones. Hey, it’s not my fault you aren’t a fan of the greatest show on TV and don’t watch it live. That’s not my problem, it’s yours. Why should I have to curtail discussing my latest preposterous Game of Thrones direwolf theory just because you missed the show on a Sunday night. Tough titties. If you’re the secret wicked lovechild of Ramsay Bolton and Myranda who loves being evil and enjoys spoiling the show then you’ll be happy to hear that there’s now an app that will send spoilers to your friends and enemies.
Introducing the Spoiled.io app, something even more sick and twisted than even Joffrey Baratheon.
Do your friends love Game of Thrones, but watch it after it airs? Are you a terrible friend? Great!
For just $0.99 USD, Spoiled will anonymously and ruthlessly text spoilers to your unsuspecting friends after each new episode airs. Afterwards, sit back, relax, and follow Spoiled on Twitter to see how your friends react.
You can now sacrifice your friends, not for R’hllor, the Lord of Light, but rather for your own entertainment and knowing you fucked up their Game of Thrones experience.
The app comes just in time for Sunday’s Season 6’s finale, sure to have plenty of story-changing plot twists. Your enemy’s phone will have a Red Texting.
Or you could just send out spoilers on Facebook for free like everyone else.
By the Old Gods, New Gods and the Red God, nobody had better fuck up the finale for me.
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