Artie Lange Refused To Apologize For Wanting To Perform A Slave Sex Fantasy With An ESPN Host

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Today, Artie Lange said this.

Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerkoff to chick on First Take I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the shit out of me & runs free

Course, people were kinda upset.

To which, Artie said, “Fuck ’em.”

And, I guess I kinda agree with his logic. A little. I’m not an Artie Lange fan, but it’s well within his right not to apologize.

Here’s his whole rant.

I'm about to tweet a few things I can't believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that @CariChampion was a gorgeous lady

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

This observation came while I was watching one of my favorite tv shows ESPNs First Take. I also noticed she was black.

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

I tweeted jokes that in the past I would've said in privately in my home among friends. I know black women who could join me and handle it

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

I won't debate if the tweets were funny. That could take minutes of precious time left in my career. The issue is do they warrant an apology

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

Tricky question. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

So that's a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that's another story. Let me say to @CariChampion if this hurt u in any way I'm sorry

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I'd be broke

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

They're now telling me I can't appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they're getting from these groups.

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

But who cares. I love the show & it's my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is @CariChampion Truly

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

But I'm sure you'll be ok. You're gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn't offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake!

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

Gluten free cake, indeed.

He goes on.

I've been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating @CariChampion (That was a joke). I'm not racist.

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

I don't hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go FUCK yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

Then, back at it. Gotta respect the hustle.

Now that we're all cool again. Zoe Saldana is fuckin hot!

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

For the record I'm a fan of @midnight & @nerdist I respect whatever decision they make. I know they're under pressure

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

That’s nice.

BUT, A silver lining in all this.

But how funny is this? For the last week I've been booked on The Podcast Racewars w my buds Sherrod Small & Kurt Metzger. I'm still on

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

It's official. I will be at The Village Underground on W3rd street tonight at 10pm to tape Racewars podcast w Sherrod Small & Kurt Metzger

— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 5, 2014

Cool.

Artie Lange Refused To Apologize For Wanting To Perform A Slave Sex Fantasy With An ESPN Host

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