Artie Lange Told Jimmy Fallon Hilarious Story of Having Sex with Vegas Strippers And How He Kept Them from Stealing His Shit

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Artie Lange had Jimmy Fallon laughing his ass off last night as he taught The Tonight Show audience and AMERICA how to bang Vegas strippers and keep them from stealing when you eventually have to take a post-sex piss. It’s one of the funniest segments I’ve seen on a late night talk show, it’s also really sound life advice. You know, if you’re banging strippers on the reg.

By the way, if you haven’t seen Beer League, cancel all your plans until you do. It’s fucking magnificent. And also kind of depressing to see how far downhill Artie Lange’s health has gone since 2006. Be well, Artie. If not for your own sake, then for ours.

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