Former Jackass and Wild Boys star Steve-O went on Reddit last night to do an AMA, and in it he discussed what he’s expecting from his upcoming 30-day sentence in jail (for his ‘SeaWorld Sucks’ stunt), the best way to jerk off, and the status of the Jackass 4 movie. Below I’ve pulled everything you need to know from Steve-O‘s AMA, but if you want to read it in full you can follow those links to see and and every one of his responses.
Frankly I’m a little bummed to see these stories/questions/answers come out in AMA, because there’s enough material here to be put into a book, and I think I’d most likely read the shit out of a Steve-O book of stories. Parts of it get a bit dark, like when he discusses his own drug abuse and the substance abuse of his Jackass cast mates. But other parts are pretty phenomenal, like when he clears up why exactly he got kicked out of the University of Miami as a freshmen. So let’s get to Steve-O’s answers, shall we?
If you can give any sort of life advice what would it be?
Jack off with one hand, tickle your balls with the other.
Is jackass 4 happening? And when?
If Bam can stay sober and healthy, I suppose it’s possible, but I think it’s unlikely. I’m working really hard to make my own movie happen, wish me luck!
If Steve-O, the dude who tried copious amounts of drugs and other dangerous things, the one seemingly less lacking of sensibility out of all the Jackass crew, but owner of the biggest balls on the planet Earth, tells you that you need to get your life together then yes, definitely this.
How do you expect to be treated as a celebrity in jail?
I’ll be in “protective custody”, which means I will always be alone in a cell. I was in there for five days back in 2002, and I got treated very well– the officers brought me into their office to take photos of my back tattoo (which nobody had ever seen yet), and gave me boxes of cookies and stuff. I think they’ll probably be pretty cool to me again.
PotLobster 831 points 14 hours ago
Can we send you care packages?
I don’t think so. I can receive books, but only if they come directly from the publisher. There’s a cool cop who works in the jail who DMed on Instagram and has been answering my questions about it.
I heard that while at the University of Miami you threw a kegger on top of Hecht, the freshman dorm. Any truth to this?
I didn’t have a keg up there, but yeah. I was already on “final disciplinary probation”, but they kicked me out for good after they busted me on that roof.
What made you do some of the things you did like the beer enema was it peer pressure or just for shits and giggles!?
Butt chugs are all about shits and giggles.
do you think you are prepared for the jail time? and do you feel it was a fair amount of time for what you did?
I asked my lawyer to get me jail time because I’m an attention whore and I knew that would get more news coverage for me and my cause, and because the whole point of what I did was to make a statement about captivity.
Hey Steve-O big fan, just wondering how did you lose your virginity?
are you still able to reproduce after all of the hits to the nuts you have taken like a champion? and what was your favorite hit to the nuts you have taken?
I doubt if nut shots actually lower your sperm count (“if it doesn’t kill you, it makes you stronger” comes to mind), but I do think they increase your chances of getting testicular cancer, which makes me an idiot.
What is the most epic pool or body of water you have jumped into?
At first I thought that said “What is the most epic pool of blood you have jumped into”, and it reminded me of the time right after graduating from high school that my buddy and I chugged huge glasses of whiskey and he fell through a glass door. The only reason he’s alive today is because a neighbor heard the glass break and called the cops, and when they showed up, they found us both unconscious in a massive pool of his blood. He needed surgery and would have absolutely died if nobody came right away.
Would you rather have dick length nipples or a nipple length dick?
I’ve kind of already got one of those.
Well, to read the entire AMA from Steve-O you can CLICK HERE to head on over to Reddit. In the meantime, if you’re looking for more ways to keep up with the former Jackass star you can find him on the following social networks: