Everyone’s favorite Kazakhstani made his triumphant return on Wednesday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live by dancing, not recognizing personal space, giving the late night host a peck on his schmekel and stating, “My name is Borat, I like porno.”
Sacha Baron Cohen’s overtly anti-Semitic and homophobic character poked fun of Jimmy Kimmel because in Kazakhstan “kimmel” is slang for “a woman’s vazhïn,” and the word “jimmy” means “hairy.” Thus then jimmy kimmel in Kazakhstan means a hairy vagina, which made sense since Kimmel has a snatch patch on his face.
Borat said he is not a “fanny” of Sacha Baron Cohen and he is a “pain in his exit holes” because “his characters are very, very offensive, Ali G, Bruno and his new one Donald Trump.”
“The only person who would ban Muslims is someone with a brain like a female chicken,” Borat said. “It is clearly a parody of a rich American racist. Cohen have spent all the money on orange paint for face and he leave no money for wig. Now I know what happen to Pamela Anderson’s pubis. It is on his head!”
Jimmy informed Borat that the GOP frontrunner is a real person, to which Mr. Sagdiyev retorted, “then Donald Trump is an absolute kimmel.”
Then Borat showed a new trailer or “propaganda footage” for Cohen’s upcoming film, The Brothers Grimsby. Cohen plays an idiot football hooligan separated at birth from his brother, who is a James Bond-type British spy and international assassin.
The film also stars Penélope Cruz, Isla Fisher, Mark Strong and Rebel Wilson and will be released on March 11th, 2016.
Watch the video until the end because you don’t want to miss the sexy surprise.