Chelsea Handler Tells Story About How Jason Biggs Peed All Over Her Face And That She Didn’t Mind It That Much

If having your face pissed on by another celebrity is cool, then consider Chelsea Handler Miles fucking Davis, because that is exactly what Jason Biggs did to her a few weeks ago. (Video here if you’ve got a wild hankering to see it.)

Handler, like most people, isn’t the biggest fan of being showered in urine, but unlike most people, she doesn’t mind if she has to take one for the team and get pissed on every once in a while. I don’t know why anyone would ever have to “take one for the team” and get pissed on, unless they were on a team-based episode of Fear Factor, but whatever, that’s what she told Conan O’Brien last night. She said she’d gladly lay down and get pissed on so Conan and Andy didn’t have to. And you know what they say, “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down and take a face full of piss for his friends.”