In case you missed it, there was a report last night that Chris Brown is now a father. Those who believe in religion may now begin praying to the God of your choice. It won’t help though. The deed is apparently done. And so is Karrueche Tran’s relationship with Chris Brown thanks to this Twitter bomb she dropped this morning.
Now that is an epic, very public burn, right there, folks. Let’s all point and laugh at Chris Brown now. Ready? GO! Hahahaha! *point point*
Anyway, for those unfamiliar with Karrueche Tran, first off, good for you, you have a life unlike me, and second, she’s I guess a model or something. I don’t know. She’s also the first girlfriend Chris Brown had after that whole Rihanna running into his fist fiasco a few years back. They’ve had an on-and-off thing going pretty much since then, but now it’s apparently back in an OFF phase.
Here she is washing a car in a bikini. Just to help you get you more familiar with what Chris Brown is losing in this transaction.
And here are some Instagram pics of Karrueche Tran just so we can all revel in what Breezy’s going to be missing out on now that he’ll be changing diapers. (As if.)
Ooh, she knows Machete. Good for her.