Chris Pratt Teaching His 2-Year-Old Son The Pledge Of Allegiance Is Just So Much ‘Murica
Chris Pratt is either truly the most amazing Hollywood star on the planet or he has gotten this whole how to market yourself down to a science like we’ve NEVER seen before from an actor. I am praying for the former, because I want to believe in Chris Pratt.
From making kids dreams come true to singing his own Jurassic Park theme songs to giving acting lessons wile drunk and pre-emptively apologizing for all the stupid shit he knows he’s going to say, he’s a true man to admire these days.
Hell, he even loves BJs!
Oh, whoops, that means Beijing. Sure it does…
But out of all the things Pratt’s done, I dare say that nothing beats watching him standing on the porch teaching his 2-year-old son Jack the Pledge of Allegiance on Memorial Day.
The bar has been set pretty high now, Mr. Pratt. Don’t you go letting us down now.