Mike Myers returned to Saturday Night Live and reprised his beloved Dr. Evil character from Austin Powers. The villainous mastermind took time out of his busy schedule of trying to take over the world to interrupt your regularly scheduled “A Very Somber Christmas with Sam Smith” and comment on the Sony hack situation.
Live from his lair, Dr. Evil gives advice to both North Korea and Sony on how to be evil organizations. Dr. Evil says him an Kim Jong-un are buds, they even went on a Viking river cruise together, which he says are breathtaking. He acknowledges that North Korea is one of the most evil nations in the world, but to stop the release of The Interview isn’t so diabolical.
He then informs the Guardians of Peace hacking group that they aren’t original because there’s already an evil association called the “GOP,” the Republican Party.
Dr. Evil quipped, “But why pick on Sony, they haven’t had a hit since the Walkman.” However Myers also took a shot at himself by saying, “But if you really wanted to put a bomb in a theater, do what I did, put in the Love Guru.”
He did manage to slide his iconic “One million dollars!” line in there. But sadly there were no sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads, just a really creepy rubber hairless cat.